The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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