Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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