And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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