I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
