When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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