I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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