forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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