When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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