If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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