I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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