What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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