margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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