she was so not down for the gang bang
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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