It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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