The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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