i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
