yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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