At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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