arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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