O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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