we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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