If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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