You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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