found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
