And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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