Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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