Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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