Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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