so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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