I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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