Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
