I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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