You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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