They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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