how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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