It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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