remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
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