She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
