Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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