I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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