I'm really into asian looking animals
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My vagina is officially offended.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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