i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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