He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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