Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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