My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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