Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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