i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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