i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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