I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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