I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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