I hope mine doesn't look like that
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Acid is not a monday night drug
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
