Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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