Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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