wrigley field is MILF paradise
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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